The welcome 'for'mat has changed

Welcome to those of you new to this, to those that aren't I am sorry to say to all my long time followers that the format you have known and loved over the past zero posts will be slightly altered. But you needn't worry as you will still get ridiculous equations. But now as an added bonus you will be getting quotes that really don't mean anything. So today I thought I would give you a sampling of both.

Equations:
As per Susan Jacoby,
Cult + Time = Religion (1)
and as everyone knows,
Time = Money (2)
then it is clear and rather true in the author's opinion that a
Cult + Money = Religion, (3)
all members of a religion that doesn't have any money are welcome to criticize me. Continuing on we find that money is the root of all evil. Thus we can write,
Evil = (Religion - Cult)^(2) (4)
By expressing it in this form we are saying that it is not whether a religion is better or worse than a cult, merely that it is the differences between them that create evil. And as the differences grow, evil grows faster. Thus the best way to rid the world of evil is to have every religion/cult just like one another.

Jacoby, S (2007). On faith panelist blog: Cult plus time equals religion. Retrieved March 31, 2009, from Washington Post Web site: http://newsweek.washingtonpost.com/onfaith/panelists/susan_jacoby/2007/09/cult_plus_time_equals_religion.html

As we all know Red Bull gives you wings, thus we can write,
Red Bull = You + Wings (5)
and Short News alerted us that,
Red Bull + Booze = Death (6)
Not quite done yet, as this dreary article claims that,
Love + Marriage = Death (7)
Through simple substitution we arrive at
You + Booze = Love + Marriage - Wings (8)
My guess is if you identify with the left hand side of this equation and are/were married, or in a long term relationship that you understand the right hand side, assuming of course that you have a reasonable grasp of Western iconography. However it could also be true for you, that if you find a women that likes a cheap messy meal on Wednesday nights at your local pub that,
You + Booze + Wings = Love + Marriage (9)

dpcure, (2006). Red Bull. Retrieved March 31, 2009, from YouTube Web site: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSaaV5LeQEY

Stewart, O. (2008). Love plus marriage equals... death. Retrieved March 21, 2009, from The First Post Web site: http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/4423,life,love-plus-marriage-equals-death

theironboard, (2007). Red Bull plus booze equals death. Retrieved March 31, 2009, from Short News Web site: http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=59291


And now some meaningless parting words of wisdom straight from the fools mouth.

"Life is a question and I answer it every day with a smile."
-Craig Elder

"If you always wake up to beauty you will never die in your sleep."
-Craig Elder

"If you do nothing, you never know when you are done."
-Craig Elder

Alternatively,
"Doing nothing takes forever."
-Craig Elder

Until I get drunk enough to write another one of these...